Saturday, September 6, 2014

Dear Robert,

Today you quit playing Halo 3 because you were the infected. I just wanted to let you know that you are a big crybaby. Why must you always complain about everything? You know, sleep Robert is not nearly as much as a crybaby as you have been recently. So next time you are wondering why we like sleep Robert so much better than you, just remember this. I digress. Robert, you have been very aggressive lately. You rage quit Halo constantly, you have been doing a lot more screaming than usual, and you have even had more physical altercations with Chris recently. We all talked, and we are fairly confident that it has to do with puberty. We all also agreed that it is selfish of you to take out your pubescent rage upon us. You have two choices: stop going through puberty or find some other outlet for your excess testosterone (i.e. sex or other indirectly sex based activities).Until then, you are to stay away from us.

Love,
All your friends

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